hand whore


noun, one who is obsessed with holding hands and is constantly doing so. not only with their boy/girlfriend but with anything near them, even a car door.
d-mn, that girl is such a hand wh-r-, she wouldn’t let go of my hand all period.

ugh, will you look at them, such hand wh-r-s, save it for your dates.
female who m-st-rb-t-s constantly with her hand.
female masturbator who does not require toys.
1. that hand-wh-r- never goes out with guys because she’s always home takin’ care of business by herself.

2. he divorced her because she’s such a hand-wh-r- and never gave up the p-ssy.

3. that hand-wh-r- is always droppin’ books, so she never needs a man’s affection. she just goes to the library all day long.
someone who likes to hold hands with people. isn’t a form a cheating, but a way for someone to joke around with friends or flirt. not to be taken seriously at all.
“haha your such a handwh-r-!”

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