Handbagger Helper
during lovemaking, a guy tells his female partner that he is unable to finish and makes up an excuse if needed. then, while his partner is getting cleaned up, or just not paying attention, he blows his load in her purse for her to find at a later time.
this guy i was with last night totally left me a handbagger helper.
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