handful-of-jacks
1. when a male strokes his p-n-s up and down, slow at first but soon speeds up until he shoots his load. normally onto a stroke book
2. a male getting himself off with his own hand
3. to jack-off, j-rk–ff or beat your meat.
1. while looking at my favorite j-rk–ff magazine, i played five card draw with handful-of-jacks.
2. i played five card draw with a handful-of-jacks all over my keyboard again.
3. after getting c-ck blocked at the bar by mr. jock, i once again went home and played five card draw with a handful-of-jacks.
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