handheld pickle cannon
a rather large, handheld gun that fires pickles or other pickle-shaped objects. favored weapon of the -n-l marauder, who likes to -ssault victims from a distance, then close in for the violation.
peter got hit in the eye by a mysterious vegetable shot from a handheld pickle cannon. he was one of the lucky ones.
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