Handiclap
having a curable venereal disease, which might seem to be a disability, but conveniently gets you out of an unwanted relationship.
joe’s handiclap helped scare amanda away after constant rejection had failed to make her leave him alone.
a schoolyard style clapping routine where two people sing the words: “clap, clap, handi-cap, clap (what!) handi-clap!” <<< is also accompanied by ch-r-ographed movements.
1st person: "hey you guys wana play handi-clap with me?"
2nd person: "yeh...let me wash my hands 1st"
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