Handicrop
when a handicapped individual (i.e. in a wheelchair) crop dusts (p-sses gas while moving).
dude 1: do you smell that?
dude 2: i think that guy in the wheelchair farted as he rolled by…
dude 1: dude! he just handicropped us!
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