Handiness


this is when a male human is born with a hand p-n-s, or a handiness, where his regular p-n-s should be. a person with a handiness ussually has finger sticking out of there dong, and sometimes has a palm on the top.
girl: hey man, whats up?
dude: not much, wanna suck my handiness?
girl: eeeewww! perve!

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