Handjob Goddess
a female whose hands were sculpted by the gods of olympus. she is bred to perform jerking of the male genitalia with precise form and beautiful motion, that of a true goddess. her tension will have you preferring her services over your own hands that you never thought would be replaced.
bro 1: bro, i got a handjob last night.
bro 2: that’s it? that blows bro.
bro 1: nah bro, it was by a handjob goddess, i actually came.
bro 2: whattt?
bro 1: but she aimed my own weapon at me.
bro 2: eww brooooo
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