handle barred
when a girl grabs your c-ck and does nothing but hold on.
instead of getting -ss at the party last night, robbie got handle barred. what’s worse is she fell asleep.
when a gentleman is forcefully removed from a bar or nightclub because he has a grotesque and tacky mustache.
this phrase works on many levels: “handlebar” refers to the gentleman’s handlebar mustache. the word “bar” in the phrase indicated that he is hoping to obtain entry into a bar or nightclub. finally, the word “barred” also refers to his expulsion or being barred from said establishment.
gentleman 1: how come they kicked us out of that club? was it my jacket?
gentleman 2: no, it was your ridiculous 80’s ‘stache. man, you got handlebarred.
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