handle job
you sh-t on a rolled up newspaper and sp-ckle it underneath the driver’s side car door handle so the person has to stick their hand in sh-t to get in their car.
“on my last day, i’m gonna give my boss’ mercedes a handle job because he is a f-ckin’ douchebag.”
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