Handlebar Muffstache
when your girl shaves her p-ssy hair into the shape of a handlebar mustache so that when you eat her out you feel like more of a man.
i was eating out barbara the other day, and her handlebar m-ffstache was so good that it made my d-ck twice as hard because i felt like more of a man.
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