handlebaricide
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noun
1. the killing of a fake handlebar mustachioed-wearing hipster
2. a person who kills a fake handlebar mustachioed-wearing hipster or is responsible for his death; ironic murderer
when the rage became too unbearable for zoey, she took clementine’s matching florescent pink faux rabbit hair scarf-and-hat set with its embroidered bright red handlebar mustache and strangled the life out of the brooklyn hipster with it while making sure the embroidered mustache always remained directly under the beatnik’s nose.
this act of handlebaricide was ruled as justifiable homicide by the us supreme court.
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