handled his baggage
the unusual s-x acts performed by a jail-bait male prost-tute upon the wrinkled, warty genitals of a closeted and heteros-xually married gay man (who is loudly h-m-phobic and sanctimonious in public).
see: hiking in appalachia
dr george rekers, co-founder of the family research council, an organization that promotes reparative therapy for gay teenagers has been exposed as hiring a male prost-tute to entertain him while on vacation. dr rekers claims the young man was simply a “travel -ssistant” who “handled his baggage”.
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