handlefuck


to put gum on the part of a handle of a car where the owner puts his/her hand to open the door, especially on an expensive car such as a bmw, lexus, mercedes, or the ultimate challenge ferrari. if you handlef-ck a corvette i will personally come to your house and shove a chainsaw through your heart. sick f-ck.
kid 1:dude check out the tool that just got out of his new bmw z8. because we’re poor stoners who cant afford sweet cars lets use some juicy fruit and handlef-ck that b-tches car.
kid 2: f-ck yeah. jihad that p-b-head.

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