Hands-free masturbation device
a girlfriend. when you’re getting it on the regular, you don’t need to hold your own. now you can play videogames while bustin’ a nut, because you’ve got both hands free.
peter: “dude, who was that hottie i saw you with at the club last night?”
paul: “oh, that’s bethany. she’s my hands-free masturbation device.”
venus 2000 its the next best thing.
feels so good to be in my hands-free masturbation device.
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