handse


handse – the ultimate in stress relief technology. recent technological advancements allow us to present you with the most incredible manual stimulation device to-date. complete with pump action piston, and an array of high powered attachments to ensure you maximum pleasure. this product is not currently available in-stores, so pre-order now to avoid disappointment.
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    an extreme lie or exageration. you just pulled a hanke, or that’s a hanke. 1.when someone whips out a random lie, trying to impress the listener, however they are not impressed at all 2. extreme exageration. hankey: hey my family is going to mexico for christmas break! bob:hanke! hankey: what? bob: nothing

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    1. when someone causes things to go badly for others 2. when someone makes a mistake, accident, blunder ex1. “you spilled my soda? that’s h-lla hao!” ex2. “you told my girlfriend we’re at a strip club?!?! h-lla hao!!!” 2 more definitions means awesome. a cool,lovable, patient, and considerate person. literally means good in chinese. my […]

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