handshake fetish
to shake hands with an attractive female and run off to the bathroom within six seconds before the cells from her hand die off on yours and reach ejaculatory -rg-sm within the six second alloted time.
i’m going to this party tonight loaded with hot women time to roll out the handshake fetish on, wanna go?
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