handshake
1. the grasping of hands by two people, as in greeting or leave-taking.
2. computer science. an exchange of signals between two devices when communications begin in order to ensure synchronization.
jerds gives spengler the handshake™.
8 more definitions
a casual f-ck.
“honey, don’t be mad! it was just a handshake!”
the most sacred form of sealing a deal.
a mutual agreement amongst two people to abide by clear and agreed upon terms.
anybody who would break these terms is a gigantic f-ggot, see welcher
men get sued over contracts, but men get killed over handshakes.
slang for jerking off
march 19th is national handshaking day.
or
have you had your handshake today?
when a girl or boy tosses a boy off.
oh my god, that sket hand shaked james last night!
want a handshake, 😉
a medieval high five
sir thomas, mounted on his black stallion, gave a handshake to sir jamal as they p-ssed one another on the street. “wut up dawg,” responded sir jamal.
giving props for a job well done.
player 1 : that was a awesome head shot -shakes-
player 2 : thanks, wha i dont even get $5 for that?
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