Handsome Andy
a “handsome andy” is a pressed ham with a twist. first, one presses his bare b-ttocks against the window of a moving car. second, he flips the bird to another car. third, he places “the bird” (i.e., his swear finger) into his -n-s, thereby achieving a “handsome andy.”
carl: that trucker is driving like a maniac. should i give him a pressed ham?
susan: why don’t you be a man for once, carl, and give him a handsome andy?
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