handyside



the act of giving a hand job to the person sitting next to you. usually in a movie theater, library, or concert. bonus points for conferences or large family dinners such as holiday gatherings.
i was at the theater watching gran torino when this girl reached over with b-tter on her hand from the popcorn and gave me a handyside.
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