Handytard


the token r-t-rded person found in almost all businees. they are slowitted but capable of doing meanial tasks. you will find a lot of handytards at goodwill sorting clothes, pricing merchandise,and quite often shopping there as well. they usually are paid minimum wage and are driven to work by there mom.
the handytard slowly pushed a broom around the wallmart. he paused occaisonally to laugh at something only funny to himself.

a person containing disabilities both mental and physical.this can include r-t-rded parapaliegics ,wheelchairbound mongoloids and and women with crutches named “lakeisha dayvonnne” or ” tamisha” or some other ghettoesque bullsh-t name.
sue : “sh-t b-tch i hate tamisha”

roger : “yeah me too ; she be f-ckin handy-tarded”

sue : ” f-ck yeah she be handy-tarded like a mongoloid in a wheelchair…..big lips droolin and sh-t”

roger : ” you know what sue…thats pretty tasteless ”

sue : ” f-ck you roger !! you limpd-ck handy-tard!! “

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