Hanf


a nasty gutter sl-t who fell off the ugly tree and hit every f-cking branch on the way down. one who closely resembles a cross between an orangutan with down syndrome and the dead girl in the movie, the ring. one who is married to a unemployed loser who still has yet to come out of the closet. a total sl-t that will bang, blow, lick, or swallow anything. anything. an std-ridden individual with obvious herpes sores on her face (yeah, those aren’t chapped lips guys). a total loser who has no friends. an awful wife that has, and will continue to cheat on her husband with anyone. anyone. a genetic anomaly. a complete and utter failure at life. a jew.
is that gollum??? oh, never mind… its just a hanf.

yo dude, i heard you banged a hanf last night… you should totally get yourself checked out before that rash spreads to your face.
german/dutch word symbolizing the smokable part of the plant “cannabis sativa”. usually ‘hanf’ is smoked with an apparatus like a p-n-s shaped pipe or loaded shotgun.
“i bought me some hanf from that weird guy behind safeway.”

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