Hanger titties
when your wife likes to hang up your bad-ss shirts sopping wet onto a hangar almost wide enough for a toddler’s shirt – it causes protruding t-tties on your shoulders when you put your shirt on! aka … hanger t-tties
did you see bro’s new bad-ss golf shirt today? it looks great … now he had a set of hanger t-tties on his shoulders to match his big bouncies on the front side. woo hoo!
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