Hangness


1. of slowism during the day; hyperism at night time;
2. medicine. a infectious disease that causes a person to have stinky toes, lazy, engage in nasty fantasies, become a lol-aholic, act hyper…etc. (there are series of stages that will lead to the effects or breakdown of body nerves by hangness.) —- i.e. bad jokes, short responses, and cute laughs
3. relates to blackanesecia
4. will most likely suffer dreams of will smith naked or artist mario singing naked
5. noun. a person who closes a memory of the past
6. possible remedy is “pilut”

scientific description: this epidemic was discovered not to long ago by hang tran, a proctologist at the b-tt inst-tution of university of santa barbara. hangness is a plague of which she carries herself. dr. nivek, her junior to-be-proctologist volunteer, suggested that such symptoms as laziness, boredom, forgetfulness, daydreams, seeing dead people, and hyperness are serious warnings a beginning stage of infectious calculus in the mouth
omg that girl has hangness!!

“booo!!!” said the person with hangness

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