hangover amnesia
when u wake up after getting totally drunk the night before and look out the window and your car is gone . you call your best friend to tell her your car was stolen and she tells you it is still parked in front of her house.
i drank so much last night that when i woke up i thought my car was stolen but then my friend told me i got a ride home cause i was so out of it. it was a clear case of hangover amnesia
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