Hangover Chic
the yuppie fashion of going out to breakfast after night of heavy drinking by intentionally putting on their cutest sweatpants, flip flops, uggz, north face vests, over-sized sun gl-sses, and any other frumpy-yet-fashionable attire so that everyone at the restaurant knows they went out the previous night and that makes it totally alright to be an -sshole to the wait staff and other patrons
when a group of j-p’s sat next to me decked out in hangover chic and ordered mimosa’s, i knew complaining and whining were going to be part of my breakfast
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