Hangunder


when you have a headache before a night of epic drinking. it’s been compared to prophecy as it predicts that the alcohol consumption will be so legendary it already has ramifications.
“dude i think i have a hangunder.” dude 1
“man i am so hungunder i can’t even remember what i’m going to do tonight.” dude 2
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when you drink the perfect amount of alcohol and then almost sober up, go to bed, and wake up feeling better than you ever have in your life.
i have an awesome hang-under today.
the funny feeling you get when you wake up after a night of not drinking and you’re not hungover like usual.
“yeah, i didn’t go party last night, i woke up this morning with a wicked hangunder”
depression induced due to lack of alcohol consumption the night before, typically in (but not mutually exclusive to) the presence of drunk people having a lot of fun.
those saki bombs looked so good last night omgz (hangunder)
when one who is under aged has a hang over

often at school or a place where other youngins hang out
my little brother had a really bad hang-under when i dropped him at school today
a hangover, that isn’t seperated from the alcohol consumption itself by sleep, most notably causing a half-dead, half-sleeping feeling, and causing stupid conversations and lazy, despairing expressions.
rather than sleeping off one’s 9th beer, watching late night poker with a slow-forming hangunder.
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“hangunder” is a lesser version of the cl-ssic hangover. it’s when you aren’t quite 100% but still functional. it’s the hangover’s version of “under the weather.”
i had a few beers last night and i totally have a “hangunder”. i’m about 80% today.

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