Hanham’s Law
hanham’s law states that defecation for males is only complete following:
1. colon is purged of all fecal matter
2. following the purging of the colon, a small volume of urine is p-ssed. this is due to the prostate no longer exerting pressure on the urinary tract as when the colon was full.
failure to wait for the completion of step 2 can result in rectal discomfort, small bits of urine in the one’s underwear, and the general feeling of an unsuccessful poo.
following a particularly hasty poo, kevin felt tension and discomfort in his r-ct-m throughout the entire meeting because he forgot to follow hanham’s law.
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