Hank, A


an attractive, much older man (at least 10 years) who takes you out on cr-ppy dates (mostly involving alcohol consumption and/or low-brow cultural shenanigans) only to then prove to be a s-xual predator who wants nothing more than to get in your pants, and is too h-rny to even be smooth about it.
you should have followed your gut instincts, you knew that guy was a hank from the beginning

hank, a

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