hankeltoni
an emotional state in which you are condemned to playing madden for hours and hours on end, because you and your friends are incapable of getting any action from their fellow cl-ssmates. see billy, nick, and matt
“yo drew, what’d you do over the weekend?”
“eh not much, me and my friends pulled a hankeltoni.”
“get a life.”
“f-ck my life”
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