Hankologyism


a relatively unknown religion originating in the pacific northwest. worshipers of the person known as hank. his accomplishments include beating kevin (because kevin sucks), being more awesome than kevin, and cloning. he’s like 8 g-ds, plus a jesus.
-in hankologyism church today, it was so awesome today, he said i was cool.
-well… if hank says so.
a relatively unknown religion originating in the pacific northwest. worshipers of the person known as hank. his accomplishments include beating kevin (because kevin sucks), being more awesome than kevin, and cloning. he’s like 8 g-ds, plus a jesus.
-hankologyism is awesome.
-it sounds pretty disturbing to me.
-don’t worry, it’s more like a cult than a religion.
-oh. o.k.
-want some kool aid?

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