cool, quiet, and doesn’t really open up to people. hannon’s are usually very private and keep to themselves until they find that special someone who is exactly like them. hannon’s are very attractive and like to have fun when they are with their best friends. hannon’s are great in bed and usually have big c-cks. hannon’s usually like heavy metal and rock music. hannon’s are amazing singers and loves children.
girl, “have you seen that guy?”
other girl, “yeah, his name is hannon. he’s amazing!”
- rhetorical joke
the excuse you give when an intended joke you just said was not funny. person 1: i wonder how janice got herpes? person 2: ‘cus she is a sl-t!!! person 1: dude if that was a joke it was not funny person 2: it was a rhetorical joke
- melon gaze
as we all know, the female breast gives out large quant-ties of tractor beams drawing a guy’s eyes to the prize. melon gazing is the act of staring with a stupid expression straight at a woman’s chest until she slaps you or leaves. woman: is there a less harsh way you could melon gaze? man: […]
- rhythmic w*nk
having a w-nk while listening to music, then tugging to the beat. dude i was listening to bring me to the horizon last night while watching p-rn. that was one hardcore “rhythmic w-nk”.
1. the study of melons 2. the study of guys named mel. 1. i just failed my melonology exam…i forgot the six main characteristics of canteloupe! 2. should i concentrate on mel gibson or mel brooks for my melonology dissertation? the study of melons, or people named mel. randy: melonology?! brad: the study of melons… […]
- northern mojito
a tasty adult beverage consisting of rye and ginger ale. a true northern mojito will be made with a canadian staple rye such as canadian club or crown royal. rye and ginger ale. if ordering at a bar, or club, you may order a northern mojito by asking for a rye and ginger, canadian club […]