hannukwanzmas


a generic, politically correct holiday observed primarily by government and civil employees in the united states, usually during the month of december, and designed to replace all cultural and religious observations with one secular event compliant with supreme court rulings under the first amendment to the united states const-tution.
dmv bureaucrat: “have a jolly hannukwanzmas!”

loser: “f-ckin a, man! it was mother’s day when i first got in line!”

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