Hans Marius


norwegian male name which directly translated means c-ck. people who carry this name is often found sneaking around kindergardens hunting for kids to take home. a norwegian guy nicknamed “lommemannen” was recently convicted for this kind behaviour. his real name was hans marius..
hey kids, watch out for that hans marius

mom, help me!

Read Also:

  • chillabit

    used to tell someone to chill out, or relax “dude, stop panicking and chillabit.”

  • Shrewburgoo

    a white fluid secreted from the p-n-s upon -rg-sm. also known as s-m-n. i just w-nked it and got shrewburgoo all over my trousers.

  • Cheese-Splosion

    an explosion of cheese. the explosion can be of solid or liquid cheese and can also pertain to the flavor of cheese as an explosion in your mouth. yeah man, i tripped and my nachos went everywhere causeing a cheese-splosion. those freaking nachos were amazing, it was like boom, cheese-splosion.

  • Rusty Springs

    a redhead or ginger person’s pubic hair. she had blonde hair, imagine my surprise when i discovered her rusty springs down there!

  • Hardicult

    okay, that’s too hard already. this d-mn game is just too hardicult for me to beat it..


Disclaimer: Hans Marius definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.