Hansard
a p-n-s that has been inserted into too many strange and unclean v-g-n-s without using a condom, resulting in a mishapen shaft and head. often times, the p-n-s will smell like a rotten egg and have a yellowish brown discharge.
jim: i knew i should not have had unprotected s-x with all of those nasty wh-r-s.
ryan: why? did your sh-t turn “hansard” on you?
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