Hansenite


a worshipper of chris hansen.
oh so you thought that i was kidding. well that’s alright because the revolution is just now beginning. hansenite will be a word on urban dictionary. you can hide from the truth all you want. chris hansen is not a single person, he is everything (and your real father). may the spirit of hansen live on!

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