Hansford


american term that defines the most bad-ss person of all time. hansfords have extremely s-xual personalities, and most people totally dig that. these supreme beings have been blessed with the ultimate “range” of s-xual encounters. american, chinese, j-panese, hawaiian, you name it…..a hansford has banged it. hansfords are also gifted with a large p-n-s of 10 inches or more……..usually more.

—also known as hans—
omg jenna………i totally saw a hansford yesterday, he was walking in the store and without even asking, bent me over the graham crackers and did me right there!!! i totally digged it!!!!

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