Hanspeter


hanspeter (hans-peter) is a name of german origin.
said person is likely to be blessed with a full head of thick springy hair and possess an good sense of humour, albeit a little whacky at times, if not slightly insane.

despite hints of a mild psychotic disorder hanspeter’s have hearts of gold and can be relied on in times of need. as long as those times of need don’t coincide with drinking beer or recovering from drinking beer.
examples of the use of hanspeter in reference to heavy beer drinking:

“i’m going to get hans’ed tonight”
“i’m so hungover, got totally peter’ed last night”

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