Hanszen College


the family college at rice university. full of lovable, sporty inhabitants called hanszenites. has student-run government meetings called cabinet which happen to be the most popular study breaks every wednesday night. home of the original holiday, “crane day.” obsessed with mimosas.
hanszen college, b-tch

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