Hanzer


when someone sticks a hand between their legs and waddles quickly away because they cr-pped their pants in public.
that dude literally just hanzered himself.
the waddle of embarr-ssment that follows when someone sh-ts themself in public. usually accompanied by a hand stuck between their legs.
you just did a hanzer, you loser!
the waddle of embarr-ssment that follows when someone sh-ts themself in public. usually accompanied by a hand stuck between their legs.
you just did a hanzer, you loser!

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