Hao Pu


a person who is extremely s-xually driven, constantly on the lookout for hot girls and cannot control himself when he thinks about s-x. sharp of mind, loyal to friends but has a strong and unshakeable hatred for family. generally jaded about attachment ideas such as love, but will do almost anything to get into a girl’s pants. can be extremely single-minded when he has his eye on a particular girl, although anxiety may stop him from making any real moves toward furthering his goal.
“wow, that guy is such a virile young male. he is such a hao pu.”

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