Haoda
haoda is a very uncommon name among the west, however people who are named haoda really stand out in a crowd.
one of the downsides of being named ‘haoda’ is to have everybody pester you with pr-nounciation of spelling, since ‘ao’ doesn’t exist in english.
the proper way to pr-nounce haoda is how-da. like most simple but foreign names, people will immediatly start making name-puns that you already heard before and think/claim to be the one who first thought of it.
teacher: “mary, daniel, uhm… ho… ho… hoda?”
haoda: “its pr-nounced how-da”
teacher: “oh! haoda you do? hahahahaha”
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