Haosexual


a gloating, preening donkey with a taste for fashion, striped shirts, and sucking out with girlfriends named vinhessa.
typically found hanging around christopher street and the east side of manhattan, a haos-xual is also known under a number of different monkers: uber donkey, hao quach, hee hao, h-m-hao, haocakes, and of course, vinhessa’s b-tch.

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    short for “i want to f-ck you like an animal”. the term is derrived from the song closer by nine inch nails 1. i seriously want to f-ck you like an animal. 2. hawtgurl21: hey…. dumbhuy121: iwtfyla hawtgurl21: ok….. say h-llo to mr. and mrs. block.


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