ha’penny
2. a chiefly british word for the v-lv-. used as a euphemism in music hall songs. e.g. keep your hand on your ha’penny purported to provide tongue-in-cheek advice from “mom” to daughter molly on how to keep out of trouble on dates. the refrain of that song ran
keep your hand on your ha’penny
cover it well with your palm
keep your hand on your ha’penny
and molly will come to no harm.
keep your hand on your ha’penny
when molly began to go courting
her mother was anxious to tell
how certain young fellas would want her
to stray down the pathway to ‘ell
so molly’s old ma used to say:
cho: keep your hand on your ha’penny
cover it well with your palm
keep your hand on your ha’penny
and molly will come to no harm
they’ll hug you and kiss you so sweetly
they’ll make you feel ever so nice,
but handle the fellas discretely
and follow this simple advice:
when molly and i went out courting
i told her she’d nothing to fear
but down in the meadow last sunday
i whispered these words in her ear
take your hand off your ha’penny
look into my bonny blue eyes
take your hand off your ha’penny
and i’ll give you — a lovely surprise!
ha’penny is a scottish word for v-g-n-.
shows your ha’penny, cover your ha’penny,stop feeling your ha’penny, stop fingering your ha’penny and hide your ha’penny.
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