happenstance
/ˈhæpənˌstæns/ show spelled pr-nunciation hap-uhn-stans
–noun
the standing position one is in when happening, or ejaculating.
(one’s happenstance is usually unique to oneself)
see happen.
alex: “so bromeo, how’d last night go?”
christian: “well, i happened upon this girl, right?”
alex: “right.”
christian: “but this was no simple happenstance. i had my hands on my hips and my pelvis thrusted forward like i had conquered the huns.”
alex: “i’m so proud…”
happening by coincidence, accidentally and unintended
by happenstance, my mom and my dad were both shopping for each other’s gift in the same store.
when something happens that makes you say.. f-ck.
(cops show up)
well this is a happenstance…. f-ck
some thing that happens i.e event/plan
that happenstance was unusal
when shont gets pulled.
i was going to go to fairfield, but at the last second i decided to just yell happenstance.
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