happier than a fag in a bag of dicks
an instance of extreme elation similar to the felling experienced by a h-m-s-xual when trapped in a bag filled with his food of choice.
“i just won the lottery in the middle of a recession and now i’m happier than a f-g in a bag of d-cks!”
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