happily eva after
to get a fair chance of being with the person of your dreams
larrane – “if glenn likes that girl then he will wanna marry me, i’m soooo hot now”
justina – “i bet if you ask that -sshole glenn to help you with something we can use facebook to make it appear as if he wants you the most instead of what the situation actually is”
larrrane – “great plan! after we sell the stuff i buy with the credit cards i stole from the nice people who took me off the street bc i’m soooooooooooo hot and buy dope let’s get busy making sure glenn doesn’t even get a chance to live happily eva after.
justina – “serves him right for backing away every time u tryed to eat his face with your fake model self”
larrane – “and it serves her right for being the girl glenn told me he wanted to hook up with when i asked why he wouldn’t bang me in the90’s”
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