happy as a goldfish in the sea
happy as a goldfish in the sea, ahh those immortal words, bring a tear to the old eye…..well well well, i beg to disagreee, i do admit to uttering those words when i was hmmm under the influence. but nothing at all can compare to jan flashing at an eleven year old and kissing her little brothers terrrfieed friends. i rest my case. plus theses words made a lot of sense at the time, and think about it, how happy would a goldfish be, surrounded by all that water, like a kid in a candy shop!!
”euan, look at my pants!!!do u like my pants, heee heeee hooo hooo, jan cant stop rockiiiiin!”
helen’s phrase, created on new years eve of 2004.. she was extremly drunk and on her way to paralytic..too much of the old vodka i think :-p !
helen staed this, when i asked her how she was..shortly before falling into my bath and collapsing onto my bed.. appualing behaviour helen! of course, jan was completely sober :-)…!
jan – are you ok helen?
helen – happ as a goldfish in the sea!!
jan – okk then?
helen – wouldn’t a goldifhs die in the sea, it’s salty?
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