Happy Cactus
noun/verb.
plural form: happy cacti
when a guy who has partic-p-ted in “no shave november” goes down on a girl to eat her out. the rubbing of the stubble against her v-g-n- would be -n-logous to a cactus rubbing against her flesh. in an added twist, the female has a deflated balloon inserted in her v-g-n-. as the balloon is blown up by the male partner’s mouth play, the balloon expands, causing a tickling sensation.
in a male-to-male variation, subst-tute the v-g-n- for an -n-s.
hunter made his girlfriend scream in pain and delight as he gifted the happy cactus upon her.
mitch-ll’s boyfriend made him scream out in pain and unexpected delight as mitch-ll was surprise happy cactus’ed.
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