Happy Dragon


the happy dragon is when a guy -j-c-l-t-s into someone elses mouth, and then immediately tickles that person so that they snort the c-m out their nose when they laugh.
my girlfriend complains that the happy dragon is starting to burn her nose.
during a bl-wj-b, when a guy -j-c-l-t-s so hard/has a lot of j-zz it shoots out of the woman’s nose. here, the woman’s head isn’t held like an angry dragon- it just happens.
man, i came so hard that it shot out of her nose! i wasn’t even holding her head down… she was like a happy dragon!
similar to an angry dragon.

while getting a girl from behind, when you feel you are about to c-m, you spin your partner around, jam your c-ck down her throat, and make her laugh uncontrollably. you release as she is laughing, causing the -j-c-l-t- to pour from her nostrils.

it is said that performing this act will bring you good luck for several years.
“i just found a $20.”
“you finally pulled a ‘happy dragon’ didn’t you?”
“last night.”

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